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The result was blown up by the Death Star. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:29, 2 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
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Obvious hoax. This is actually the 10th nomination, but ADMIN ABUSE! —Pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:59, 31 March 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Merge to Venus, its far more beautiful and notable twin. Narutolovehinata5 tccsdnew 00:02, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Redirect to Uranus because that is the only solution for any AFD debate. -KAP03(Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:10, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Delete I don't know why those crazy "scientists" came up with the ridiculous idea that Earth exists. We all know that there is no such thing as Earth or science.--SkyGazer 512 My talk page 00:13, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- (Non-bureaucrat comment) This is actually the 11th nomination. –
MJL ‐Talk‐1 April 00:17, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Nuke, salt, and wipe it. I say we blow it all up and start over. epicgenius (talk) 00:54, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Merge At the rate we’re going there will be no Earth left! Merge with Mars. Trillfendi (talk) 01:36, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Strong delete all'. Look, at this point we've probably peaked, and everyone clearly knows that. I mean, with all that stuff going on lately it's going to be a downhill journey from now on. IMO, we should just delete the whole english wikipedia now and be done with it. Alpha3031 (t • c) 01:57, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Merge with Disc. the Earth is obviously flat. — Preceding unsigned comment added by InvalidOS (talk • contribs) 02:09, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Procedural keep due to nominator clearly being in a timewarp and thus not present on said planet at the time of this nomination being filed. Triptothecottage (talk) 03:38, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Weak keep – I don't think we've gotten all the valuable minerals out yet. Leviv ich 05:16, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Demolish to make way for a hyperspace bypass, this is long overdue. Jeb3Talk at me here 12:57, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Keep What harm can it do? – The Grid (talk) 14:31, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
- Keep but WP:TNT. What's this bullshit? The Earth is round? Antarctica's at the bottom and the Arctic's at the top? Nonono. The Earth is flat. Antarctica keeps the water from evaporating into space. The Arctic is the center of the universe. Who wrote this?JOEBRO64 19:43, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
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