The result was delete. Tone 14:18, 25 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
This is a HOAX. The only source cited is a spoof article in SarcasticGamer.com (dated 6 Jun 2008, so it's hardly hot news). The comments below the article include:
...etc. etc. Delete. JohnCD (talk) 22:35, 23 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]