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Quotes are for Wikiquote, not Wikipedia. But if you want to add quotes, go to wikipedia.org and search for the suite life of zack and cody. You can add quotes there :) 24.208.96.72 22:10, 16 May 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I agree. I'm moving them here; somebody can transfer them to Wikiquote if they want. Extraordinary Machine 17:07, 26 August 2006 (UTC)[reply]

• Bob (opens the door): I love visiting you guys! The doorman always calls me sir.
  Zack: I hope you don't mind, but I'll still call you Sir Doofus. (stopped an continued) Oh, I'm about to make fun of Cody before his date, it's always nice to have back-up.
  Bob: Actually, I came here because there is no date. Irma postponed it.
  Zack: When?
  Bob: When I say postponed I mean dumped.
  Zack: She dumped him?! Man, that's gonna crush him. This has to be done very gently. (Cody came out of his room) Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!
  Cody: What club?
  Zack: The Guys Who Weren't Dating Irma Club.
  Bob: That's your idea of gentle?
  Zack: Hey, at least I didn't kick him.
  Cody: You're joking!
  Bob: I got it directly from the source. It was Irma who told Phill who told Kim, who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan, who told Cole who told me (gasping for breath) It's over.
  Cody: But why?
  Bob: She got back with her camp boyfriend.
  Cody: Not Juaquain! The one with a 12 speed bike and a puka shell necklace!(walks to the couch)
  Zack: C'mon, buddy, there are lots of fish in th sea!
  Cody: I don't want a fish! I want IRMA! (starts crying)
  Zack: With those whiskers, she looks like a catfish. (Bob and him starts laughing, Cody gave a stare and they stopped)
• Dirk:Did you know....
  People at resturaunt: WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
• Kirk: You're going to love Dirk.
  Maddie: Great! There's gonna be a smart, handsome looking guy for me and an uh, handsome guy other one for you!
  Kirk: Here he is!
  London: Where? (looks between Kirk and Dirk.) Is he behind the funny looking guy?
  Kirk: He is the funny looking guy.
  Dirk: (Stares at Kirk) Thanks.
• Jessica: Have you by any chance seen someone who looks exactly like me?
  Zack : Ya, last night, in my dreams
  Bob : Last night I dreamt I was being devoured by ferocious hamsters, I found out it was just my little brother nibbling at my toes