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I am the King of Unfunniness, and those who listen to me immediately feel a sense of depression.

If you want to test this out, then I will tell a joke right now:

• Knock knock.
• "Who's there?"
• Hoot.
• "Hoot who?"
• Are you an owl?

See, that was unfunny and now you are on your bed crying.