Visions Before Midnight is a selection of the television criticism that Clive James wrote in his first four years as television critic for The Observer, 1972-1976. The selection begins with a piece on the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich, and ends with a piece on the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal. It was first published in 1977. The title derives from Sir Thomas Browne: Dreams out of the ivory gate, and visions before midnight.
James had previously written one piece per month on television for The Listener - its editor , Karl Miller, had been an important influence on James and had allowed him to; ' write a column which eschewed solemnity so thoroughly that it courted the frivolous. Like Lichtenberg Karl Miller appreciated the kind of joke that unveils a problem: if your gags had a serious reason for being there, they stayed in.' David Astor brought James to The Observer and his career as a weekly television columnist began. He explains in the preface; 'Television was a natural part of my life. I loved watching it and I loved being on it. The second passion has since somewhat faded, but the first remains strong, and was very powerful at the time. I watched just about everything, including the junk. The screen teemed with unsummable activity. It was full of visions, legends, myths, fables. T.V was scarcely something you could feel superior to. It was too various. What I had to offer was negative capability, a capability for submission to the medium. I was the first to submit myself to Alastair Burnet and find him fascinating. No critic before me had ever regarded David Vine as a reason for switching the set on.'
In the preface James says that the idea of publishing a selection of his television criticism had been in his mind since speaking with Kenneth Tynan at a reception at the Garrick Club. Tynan had said he hoped James would publish some of his criticism but averred that, 'A television critic would have to know everything, and who knows everything?' James had been lost for an answer at the time but in the Preface replies,'It isn't necessary to know everything - just to remember that nobody else does either.'
Programmes reviewed:
- Coverage of the 1972 Summer Olympics - "the accompanying talk rarely reached adequacy"
- If Britain had Fallen (a 3 part documentary)
- Six Faces (with Kenneth More)
- The Incredible Robert Baldick (with Robert Hardy)
- Mrs Warren's Profession with Coral Brown - "showed that Coral Brown is as good at George Bernard Shaw as Lady Windermere's Fan proved she was good at Oscar Wilde."
- War and Peace - " script and direction working together as fatally as Laurel and Hardy trying to climb a wall - Morag Hood arouses an unquenchable desire to throw a tarpaulin over her and nail down the corners."
- Something to Say - discussion with Isaiah Berlin, Bryan Magee and Stuart Hampshire,
The Commanders - episode dealing with Bomber Harris
- Cedric Messina's production of King Oedipus
- David Mercer's The Bankrupt starring Joss Ackland and Sheila Allen
- Miss World - "Just a pack of fair to middling, not unpleasing, impenetrably dopey broads."
- But Seriously, It's Sheila Hancock
- Alun Owen's The Web
- World in Action on The Angry Brigade
- Marlene Dietrich's special Dietrich
- Richard Nixon's address - "There can be no whitewash at the White House"
- Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads - "Sequels are rarely as strong as the originals, but 'Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads' is currently breaking the rule."
- Sportsnight - "Ludmilla Tourischeva's beautiful programme on the asymmetric bars has the mature inevitability we have so far missed in the work of the more spectacular Olga Korbut."
- Romantic versus Classic Art - with Kenneth Clark , "elegant, perspicuous sentences, television's premier talking head."
- It's a Knockout - "Stuart Hall goes through the adding-up ritual with the dreaded Arthur Ellis. 'That's four points from before and two points now,' Arthur announces, supported in his cogitations by Stuart's arms around his shoulders, ' and four and two make...' 'Yes, Arthur?' 'Six.' "
- Panorama - special on Alec Douglas-Home
- One Pair of Eyes with Antonia Fraser
- Miss TVTimes 1973 - "each girl was turned loose in Madame Tussauds and asked to cuddle up to the effigy of the man she admired most", one girl chose Henry VIII - "because he, piped the lass, had all the qualities she'd like in a man."
- A Kind of Freedom with Richard Neville
- Divorce His, Divorce Hers with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor
- Hadleigh - "the modern male dream of the cool aristo."
- Star Trek
- Coverage of the wedding of Anne, Princess Royal and Mark Phillips - "Asked how tall she thought Anne was, a little girl guessed 3 feet."
- Cudlipp and be Damned - TV portrait of Hugh Cudlipp - "Cudlipp was 'the greatest tabloid journalist of all time' - tantamount to calling him the greatest salesman of sticky sweets in the history of dentistry." "Rank wasn't important to Cudlipp - his chauffeur called him Hugh."
- Holiday 74 with Cliff Michelmore - "begins with half a dozen pairs of knockers, swaying, rolling or running at you through varying intensities of exotic sunlight."
- Cilla - "her guest Twiggy was delightful."
- Is Seeing Believing? with Uri Geller - "a master of mis-direction."
- The Lonely Man's Lover by Barry Collins with Jan Francis
- Play for Today , Trevor Griffiths' All Good Men "covered familiar ground in an unfamiliar manner", - starring Bill Fraser, Ronald Pickup, Frances de la Tour, Jack Shepherd - "the most convincing fictional radical to reach the screen in recent times."
- The Pallisers - " a bit of a dud."
- Tony Palmer's The World of Hugh Hefner - "I live the kind of life surrounded by beautiful things, female and material " - Hefner's use of language was extraordinary."
- Jonathan Miller's The Merchant of Venice - "Setting it in the 19th century was a big fault. With all that, though, the production had Mind. This is the quality one is grateful for to Miller...Laurence Olivier modelled his appearance on Scrooge McDuck."
- Horizon The Future Goes Boom with Herman Kahn - "Kahn's Law , anything that is happening now will still be happening fivetenfifteentwennytwenny-fiveyearsfromnow only more so, unless something stops it."
- Chidren in Crossfire - Northern Ireland set documentary
- Napoleon and Love - " A turkey of fabulous dimensions" starring Ian Holm and Billie Whitelaw, " Billie Whitelaw plays Josephine with the effortless desperation of Arthur Rubinstein playing Chopsticks - she has never been so bad in her life."
- Eurovision Song Contest from Brighton presented by Katie Boyle - "32 countries and 500 million viewers in a search for Europe's songatheyear, Olivia Newton John sang Long Live Love, ABBA sang Waterloo , built on a T.Rex riff, and a Supremes phrase, delivered in a Pikkety Witch style..The girl with the blue knickerbockers (Agnetha Fältskog), the silver boots and the clinically interesting lordosis looked like being the darling of the contest."
- Success Story - about Enid Blyton, 600 books that have sold 85 million copies - "Nobody can predict what will interest kids."
- See You Sunday - about Maharishi Mahesh Yogi - "If the Organisation is rich, life will be rich," the holy person explained."
- Twelfth Night - " Set in Regency England, the whole production would have been thoroughly incoherent if Shakespeare and Janet Suzman, hand in hand, had not come running to the rescue."
- Success Story - about Tretchikoff - " the kitsch merchant."
- The Roots of Yoga
- Love from A to Z - with Liza Minnelli and Charles Aznavour - " A river of drivel. Liza Minnelli began her career with a preposterous amount of talent, the shreds of which she still retains, but like her mother she doesn't know how to do anything small."
- Richard Nixon's exit - "Richard Nixon...never did a smoother gig than his last as President. 'I have always preferred to carry through to the finish, whatever the personal agony involved.' He meant that he had always preferred to cling on to power, whatever the agony involved for other people - but at least the lie was told in ringing tones."
- The Osmonds - "The star, of course, is Donny Osmond. He is a cow-eyed, fine boned lad of the type you see languishing angelically in a Botticelli tondo."
- Justice - with Margaret Lockwood
- Worldwide - China Today - "Frank Gillard called Tibet 'an autonomous part of China' without mentioning that China invaded it first."
- Father Brown - with Kenneth More
- Porridge - "A rock-solid script by Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais. Good comic writing depends on a regular supply or real-life speech patterns."
- Face your Image with Lord Longford - "One of the most conceited men alive..Richard Ingrams contended his great love in life was publicity."
- Notorious Woman - drama about the life of George Sand - "In the final episode Chopin croaked. It was a merciful release for all of us. I enjoyed this series hugely, for all the wrong reasons."
- David Copperfield - "Arthur Lowe's Micawber is better than anything."
- Lifestyle featuring Mary Quant and Alexander Plunket Greene - " galloping cretinism."
- A Passion for Churches with John Betjeman - "Not quite the heady scope of Betjeman's masterpiece Metro-land, but still very good."
- Trevor Nunn's Antony and Cleopatra - " a trail-blazing production."
- Churchill's People - "Somebody on the top floor has gone berserk - the writing reveals nothing about the past of the English people, but much about the present state of the English language; 'While we wait here waiting for the Assembly to assemble..' one poor sod found himself saying."
- World in Action - profile of Margaret Thatcher - "The camera loves the face and the face is learning to love the camera. On camera she comes over as a deep thinker."
- Ingmar Bergman's Scenes from a Marriage - "the higher trash."
- Cannon - "is allowed all the attributes of the slimmer sleuths he is supposed to be different from. When he hits the heavies with the edge of his pudgy hand they collapse unconscious, instead of bursting out laughing."
- Muriel Spark's The Girls of Slender Means - "A marvellous achievement on every level..Miriam Margolyes, a fine performance."
- Arthur Hopcraft's Wednesday Love - "Two frustrated suburban wives playing truant on a Wdenesday afternoon met two drunk students in a drinking club - the play was directed by Michael Apted and had a lot in it. I hope the tapes of Hopcrafts plays are being kept. He can write better about love than almost anyone."
- Scenario : The Peace Game - "An epic nonsense Pierre Salinger played the President of the U.S. - it gave him the opportunity of pretending to be his hero John F Kennedy."
- Don't Quote Me - discussion fronted by Bryan Magee with Michael Apted, Anthony Shaffer, Milton Shulman and Derek Malcolm in an edition concerning the activity of Criticism; Mike Molloy, Margo MacDonald, Anna Raeburn and Jean Rook - in an edition about 'Women and the Press' - "Margo MacDonald said the most sensible thing of the night , which was that the real problem had less to do with the way the Press treated well-known women than with the way society treated millions of anonymous ones."
- The Male Menopause - "A sub-sociological drone-in, fronted by Michael Parkinson was the mental equivalent of navel-fluff."
- Inside Story edition called Mini - "Michael, alias 'Mini' is an 11 year old with the enchantingly gravelly screen presence of the fifties child star George Winslow. He is also a firebug. A sawn-off Max Reinhardt..he's a dazzling kid, the best company you could wish for. Unfortunately if you take your eye off him he'll burn you to the ground."
- Lord Chalfont interviews the Shah of Iran (BBC1) - 'I can claim' the Shah claimed, 'to have the pulse of my people in my hand.' The pulse being especially prominent in the throat, this seemed more than likely."
- The Case against Dogs - an "unanswerable assault on the British public's insane fancy for the pooch."
- The Final Solution:Auschwitz - " a black and white phantasmagoria, from the first SS torchlight rallies to the ultimate paroxysms of the Nazis self-imposed 'task'. "
- The World at War - "Despite the sheer brilliance of its research I thought it rather less than a distinguished series, principally because the commentary fudged points [and was] too often simplistic rather than simple. The thing just wasn't written very well."
- Michael Frayn's Making Faces starring Eleanor Bron - "wild subtlety"
- John Cleese's Fawlty Towers - " the second episode several times had me retching with laughter."
- Parkinson with Jonathan Miller and Lee Remick - "Lee Remick is an instructive example of how intelligence in an actress can be penalised and yet survive, as opposed to the more numerous examples of the lack of it being rewarded and yet destroyed."
- Arena - Kenneth Tynan asked Lord Laurence Olivier about Lilian Baylis. 'She is sometimes accused of being rude, mean, conceited. Did you find that?' 'Well...yes."
- Aquarius - "Peter Hall is a man of great abilities, but needs more often to be told that he is mortal. There was an impressive reading by Seamus Heaney. The show promises to retain all its familiar mixed blessings."
- Arena - with George Melly "Melly was stuck square in a tight head-shot and gave his usual impersonation of a man whose body, while he talks, is being slowly devoured by tiny fish. Melly must have room to rave, and be encouraged to speak the unspeakable."
- Who Says it could never Happen Here? - Lord Chalfont fronted discussion with Anthony Lejeune, Lord Shawcross and ' similar deep thinkers' - "Lord Shawcross said that the next 'five or fifteen years' (1981 - 1991) would see a totalitarian Government installed in Britain - probably a Communist one . "
- A Third Testament - Malcolm Muggeridge on Kierkegaard
- Earl Wild - "If we ate what we listened to we'd all be dead" he said, - he meant Muzak. "
- Frederic Raphael's Glittering Prizes six plays about 1950s Cambridge - "Tom Conti played Adam Morris , in a style reminiscent of Peter Sellers pretending to be a lounge lizard" " there was precious little sense of anything special going on - only the contemporary habit of imitating Bluebottle's voice gave us the sense of time."
- Clayhanger (ATV) - " is so-so , better than bad but less than a knockout...the series looks underbudgeted, the Five Towns are less grimy than tatty, with lanes and alleys laid suspiciously flat and walls that shake if you lean against them."
- Read All About It - " A J Ayer indulged his bad habit of saying 'Mm, mmm' impatiently while other people spoke...wonderfully unendearing."