This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Connecticut.

This user lives in the U.S. State of New York.

This user's time zone is GMT-5.

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user was born on August 20, 1982.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user is a Christian.

LP	This user is a member of the United States Libertarian Party.

This user attends or attended the University at Albany.

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order.

L&O

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats bagels.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.

YA RLY

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

And sublists

And plethoras of radio/TV articles as well