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• I was User:CosmicAdventure. I scrambled my password to enforce a wikibreak and I lost it. Oops.
• Before that I was the IP editor that kicked off the WP:ITN/RD proposal Wikipedia talk:In the news/2016 RD proposal
• Before that I was User:IP98 and I quit after a fight with TRM.

• And that's the end. Despite being insulted regularly for simply following the guidelines, I'm getting a T-ban. It's been real, y'all, good luck with the anarchy you've asked for. --👮LaserLegs 16:48, 15 September 2022 (UTC)

LaserLegs was an enemy in the 1992 MS-DOS classic Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

I read Portal:Current_events and WP:ITNC - the latter of which I only comment on after actually reading the article.

• WP:NOTMANDELA
• User:LaserLegs/Disasterstub
• WP:TWINKLE
• The day we agreed not to remove ITN
• WP:FART
• saving a link to this since I expect to need it again and again
• WP:MARADONA

Tagging tools

• Link validator is good for 404s and also redirects to landing pages
• copyvio tool
• ((failed verification))
• ((dead link))
• ((citation needed span|text=sometext))
• ((fact))
• ((Moved discussion to|WP:ERRORS|--~~~~))
• ((db-u1))
• ((One source))
• ((Over-quotation|section=yes))
• ((Better source needed))

Articles I wrote

• 2020_Afgooye_bombing
• Tariq Garden collapse

Articles I expanded

• 2020 South West Aviation Antonov An-26 crash
• 2021 Rio de Janeiro shootout

Festering dross in Ongoing

Think of the children

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?

Well, dam

• Widespread flooding and destruction is no "minor inconvenience"
• only the crass and ignorant would call the devastation of an entire town a "minor inconvenience"
• A once in a 500 year event is only a "minor inconvenience" in the tiny, feeble minds of the willfully ignorant
• no flood insurance because your no-flood zone flooded is no minor inconvenience, it's more like total devastation
• no minor inconvenience when a lake disappears
• River inconveniently carves a whole new channel for itself
• Weeks later ... is a "fair to poor condition" a minor inconvenience? Seems like this mess is ongoing
• minimum evacuations? Dam dam dam

Scrub list

Articles sometimes need to be scrubbed for trash after the POV warriors have found something else to be outraged about.

2021-09

• 2021 Atlanta spa shootings
• 2021 Boulder shooting

2021-10

• United States recognition of the Armenian Genocide

2021-11

• Milieudefensie et al v Royal Dutch Shell

2021-12

• Surfside condominium building collapse - nationalities deep dive
• Costa_Concordia_disaster#Passengers_and_personnel - rm pax nationality table it looks ridiculous and is pointless

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