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This movie is a prequel to Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor and a sequel to Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey.
Cast
And, last but not least...
Script
Scene 1: Introduction
The camera zooms in onto a picture of a brave user defending his talk page against vandals.
- Narrator: Ah, Wikipedia, the land of boldness, courage, and free knowledge! But all of the great editors have left Wikipedia, and it is a country of war. Vandals have ruthlessly attacked pages in the name of their great ruler Ding, who has commanded forces to attack Wikipedia, while he plans an ultimate strategy to defeat Jimbo Wales. Notorious bots track down constructive contributions, while the one Cluebot remaining, NG, has disappeared. Wikipedia has now become notorious for its hoaxes, and its Alexa rank has dropped from 5 to 3,562,471. Wikipedia has now become a place of personal attacks, which has led many people to destroy their computers in annoyance. But two editors still maintain Wikipedia's dignity. They are nothing special, not an admin, not a bot. Just two users with the goal of building an encyclopedia. They are Fcbcampnou And Keagen J. Cole.
Scene 2: Have You Seen This Editor?
A man walks in front of the camera. He is dressed completely in black, even wearing black underwear. He easily camouflages into the darkness.
- Man in Black: I have come, Fcbcampnou.
He lowers his voice.
- Man in Black: For Jimbo and for Wikipedia. Forever and always.
A door opens.
- Fcbcampnou: Come in.
- Keagen J. Cole: (finally finishing his 472nd userpage edit) Glad you made it. I almost thought the bloody vandals took care of you for a moment.
- Man in Black: Fcbcampnou, I am just confirming, is this council to discuss Jimbo's whereabouts?
- Fcbcampnou: Of course, Double sharp.
- Fcbcampnou: All right, for all of you who don't remember, I'm talking to you, Double sharp, this meeting is to discuss the whereabouts of a certain Jimbo Wales.
The members of the council listen with interest.
- Fcbcampnou: My spies tell me that Brambleberry and Thekillerpenguin had been seen in Uncyclopedia. And, wherever they are, I am sure Jimbo is there too. They were at a High-security Prison, attempting to free the prisoners.
- Keagen J. Cole: ...As far as we can tell, the mission had barely succeeded.
Cluebot NG enters.
- Double sharp, Fcbcampnou, Council: What is it, Cluebot NG?
- Cluebot NG: The vandals have found our secret lair! I found out by disguising myself as Un-Cluebot NG that the traitor is Willy on Wheels!
- Keagen J. Cole: What!?
- Council: Willy! You betrayed us!
- Willy on Wheels: Yes! Now I am going to feed Jimbo wrong information, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it!
- Council: Let's go!
- Keagen J. Cole: (realising his planned escape route) No you don't, Skipper! (whips out anti-vandal gun)
Willy on Wheels jumps, and escapes through the window.
- Keagen J.Cole: Crap! (contacts a mysterious member on his wikiphone) Sab? We've got a big problem...
The camera zooms onto a wanted poster. It says User:Fcbcampnou. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS EDITOR? REWARD FOR CAPTURE OR KILLING IS 45 WIKIMONEY.
- Rebel Wolf-7: (Noticing the poster) Hmmph. Looks like the perfect opportunity. (smiles slyly) ...I'll see you again soon, Keagen...
Scene 3: Citizendium
A wiki full of hustle and bustle comes into view. It zooms on its founder, who is holding a council discussing his first wiki-project. Wikipedia.
- Larry Sanger: All right, everybody. You do know that Wikipedia is my brainchild, right? And that idiot, what's his name, Jerry Welsh? Anyway, he had, like, nothing to do with the creation of Wikipedia, other than like, his high position, in like, Nupedia. Or was it Bomis? Nah. Forget it. I don't care. Anyway, I am gonna go to Wikipedia, and make it an encyclopedia full of experts. All of you, leave Citizendium immediately. We are going to Wikipedia.
Protests are heard among the council.
- Random Council Member No. 1: Why do have to go to Wikipedia?
- Random Council Member No. 2: It will be too strenuous of a task to make that disgusting wiki-country a country, or a wiki that is actually likable!
- Larry Sanger: Someone said you should go to Wikipedia? Which idiot said that? I am going to block him, and then block him again, and then again...
Larry Sanger is blocked.
The council unblocks Sanger.
- Larry Sanger: All right, let's go to Wikipedia or you're all BLOCKED!
The crowd follows unwillingly due to the threat.