Yummy! Tad too much wasabi, perhaps? bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC).[reply]

It's with great pleasure that I present to you this service medal, for your 11 months of service, and 255 edits. Make some more edits (I suggest WP:TWINKLE :P) and you'll be up for an Apprentice medal. Giggy ^Talk 07:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible frown
She pulls the spitting high speed vandal down
Helpless people who POV push 
Scream "My Jimbo" as she looks in on them

She picks up an AfD and she throws it back down
As she wades through the articles towards the Main Page...

Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Bishzilla!
Oh no, there goes Wikipedia
Go go Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]

Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]

Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...

Bishzilla!

^Thanks, _{Luc "Somethingorother" French} 02:03, 8 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

• [Bishzilla smirks approvingly, stuffs little Lubaf in pocket. ] Fast broadband in there, little Luc! Enjoy! 'Zilla appreciate poem! bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:40, 8 September 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Hello, as I can't leave a message at User talk:Bishonen as it's sprotected, I'm leaving one here.

Can you look into Talk:Kiev/naming/anyone other than Horlo Irpen or Reginmund, as it looks like a prejudicial to the naming debate on the dedicated talk page you created at Talk:Kiev/naming. 132.205.44.5 23:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you. Yes it does. I'll delete it. Bishonen | talk 23:21, 26 September 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Could 'zilla not have deleted it just by breathing on it? ElinorD (talk) 23:24, 26 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

She's a little busy over at the Digwuren and the Troubles RFAR's. But I think it was very smart of the anon to find her page! Bishonen | talk 23:35, 26 September 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Yes, very smart little anon, especially since he or she received little help at ANI. They must grow them smart at Concordia University. KillerChihuahua^?!? 23:54, 26 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Excuse me? I am sorry, but I did not understand a word, although I sense that your intention was good-hearted. And I think some time with a drawing master would also be productive. I can heartily recommend Mr Percival Fane.

Princess Venetia di Cannoli 20:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

...when you ROAR!!!!. See below. You got abducted by aliens friendly to "-zillas". Aliens are testing YOU first. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:29, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

A LARGE UFO parks itself 2,000 miles over Bishzilla, abducts her, then clones her, modified the clone, returns Bishzilla, while the creature is still asleep. The HUGE Delta shaped starship then flies off noiseless. Aliens further modify the clone to be FAR MORE POWERFUL than the original Bishzilla. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Bishzilla wakes up with a hell of a headache and a nosebleed, and finds a Alien inplant in her brain. She is seeking Dr. Greer (of Coast To Coast fame) to get rid of the alien implant. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

It later turns out that it was Bishzilla that was abducted AND modified! The clone was a hologram to keep others distracted. Now she's so powerful that even Bishonen cannot control her at all. Bishzilla can now fly (w/ genetic coding placed for powerful wings, taken from Rodan, and modified), shoot laser-like beams of psionic energy, from the eyes, still "breathes" fire, only it is at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000+ Degrees Kelvin, has electrified skin, like that of a electric eel, other powers that she will discover in time, on her own. In flight, her speed is FAR faster than a SR-71, meaning she generates destructive sonic booms(shock waves). Her land speed (walking, running speed MAX is a good 1,000 KPH) is a bit slower. Aliens ask Bishzilla this question,"You Like ? You did US a favor a while back, so WE returned the favor." 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

They can fly, they can breath fire out, they are sexy as hell, and they don't destroy cities

D —Preceding unsigned comment added by Muamshai (talk • contribs) 08:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

But they don't destroy cities! P.S. Support fellow fire-breathing monster for admin at Bishzilla RFA, nomination still open! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:40, 6 October 2007 (UTC).[reply]

... I award you a chinchilla with a pumpkin sticker! (don't be fooled by those silly Americans into thinking it is called a squash!)

Thank you little user! Er... Chinzilla? Kawaii! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Mmm, I notice the image is called "ChinSquash" - seems rather cruel to me... And it looks rather like an offering to 'zilla of "meat and 2 veg"... WjBscribe 22:40, 28 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

All right already. Always with the dino. *I* got the cute "chinzilla" award first, as it happens...! There are some further caption suggestions for it here, on my page. Bishonen | talk 22:54, 28 October 2007 (UTC).[reply]

I'd also like to thank you Bish for bringing a smile onto my face. :P Dureo 07:01, 30 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Hello, Bishzilla. Many little users are counting on and wish to support your candidacy for the arbitration committee. You still have over three weeks to bank up the missing 700 edits. Little users can help Bishzilla. This little user is thinking about setting a trail of vandalism for Bishzilla to revert. Or, we could build 700 skyscrapers at User:Bishzilla/Tokyo, and she could then pluck them, one by one. There must be an easy way to garner those 700 edits! ---Sluzzelin talk 03:52, 6 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you for concern little user! But silly rule state candidate must have had 1000 edits byNovember 1. :-S 'Zilla start preparations earlier next year! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:02, 6 November 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Never mind little 'zilla, you are not the only one excluded by their rules. However, when I get frustrated at the things I can't do, I comfort myself with a bedtime story like this, thought you'd enjoy the picture of me on the front of this book. Read the first page, it helps me chill. --Santa on Sleigh 01:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Here was my campaign box, until I realised I was disqualifiedable:

Oh, stupid little user can't even read simple process instructions. (And, ♪ Santa Baby, slip a brain under the tree, for me. And fill 'zilla's enormous stocking with a duplex and checks. ♪) ---Sluzzelin talk 11:27, 7 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Do my ears deceive me or does the "opera" section of the popular tune "Bohemian Rhapsody" contain several invocations of your user name? The narrator entreaties Bishzilla to release him from captivity, but her heart is hard like that of the Pharaoh, and the pleas are rejected. My lyrical transcription is as follows:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Bishzilla! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!

Bishzilla! (we will not let you go) Let him go!

Bishzilla...

and so forth in this fashion. Would you care to explain how you wound up in a pretentious 1970s rock anthem?---- The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 18:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Bishzillamonster, Camp on Shore Tonight? Doggie-Paddled Upstream, Coat Wet, Canoe Leaking, Master Outriggr now Exosted. Seven Fishes cot, We Et, but threw Bishapod Back--cute Little Thing.

Seek Creatr Comforts on Eve of Full Moon (It Shine On Intrnets too). What we Can Offr? Good Seats Cheep, (Brothr Goldfingr works at WikitMastr). Are Party Push Off by Noon (Late Sleeprs), but do Hope is Small Snores in Big Giant Land? Brought my Franz Marc Portrait, Showing me Good Dog! (Did Pee in Cornr Talk Page, just Habit.) DOGRIGGR (deflea) 06:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

['Zilla sniffs little Dogriggr suspiciously. Recognizes him. Stuffs little dog and Exosted Mastr in pocket. ] Come along, little Dogriggr, we climb Reichstag tonight! [Lumbers over to Good Dog camp to bring good dog some Bishapod plushies.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:23, 4 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Do thank you for Plushies! Do have Oral Fixation, Tore Stuffing Out Rigrously! Hope 'Zilla Understand? ('Zilla not Sublimate, just Chew Heads Off Usrs?) Mastr Done Jumped Shark, mounted Buildings (I Mount also, but Not Acquainted Buildings!). Said has Ammonia Poisoning: Acrammonias, Sanctammonias! Do Hope gets Bettr, Needs new Hobby, but I Always by Side. Did apreshiat like Welcome Message, Customize Too! No Template Riggulrs! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 04:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

at Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2007/Vote/Endlessdan. Not by me, but it's worth mentioning. ^Thanks, _{Luc "Somethingorother" French} 01:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Hail, mighty Bishzilla. I was asked to publish this private email on your page by an outside party, because it's supposedly something you should know about. I'm forced by my brainslug to do whatever the outside party instructs me to, even when I know it's against policy. The text of the private email follows. Involontarily yours, ZockPuppet (talk) 15:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Push button, receive bacon. bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:06, 16 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]

My sinuses hurt now, from standing on my head on my desk. KillerChihuahua^?!? 13:13, 16 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Ah, is little deathdoggie! 'Zilla apologize for Little Pest on doggie page! ['Zilla smell deathdoggie yearningly.] Yummy... doggie smell... hey, deathdoggie! 'Zilla suspect ZockPuppet merely smitten with handsome green scales and bright cheery smile of 'Zilla! See ZockPuppet marriage proposal on 'Zilla Userpage (scroll way down). bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Aaahhh! Heinz tomato ketchup come in real handy now! Thank you Mbisanz! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:34, 24 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]

Santa knows who's naughty and nice! Merry Christmas.--Santa (talk) 17:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]

[5]--Doc^g 23:36, 9 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Puny Thatcher greatly pleased to see Mighty Bishzilla's comments on Anyeverynowhoeverbody. Thatcher 14:50, 22 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

right|thumb|the Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh Great One,

Who would win in a fight, you or the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

Please Don't Eat Me,
MilesAgain (talk) 18:28, 22 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Mourners, can we please have a little something on User:Bishzilla? Like this:

Please? Swedophile (talk) 22:04, 4 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

No! :-( Something broke inside me. I adored Bishzilla. <sniff> Carcharoth (talk) 00:23, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

To me, you will always be Where the Wild Things Are. R.I.P. –Outriggr § 02:07, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Perhaps one day one of the Bishopods will grow up to be like his mother, and we will learn to smile again. In the meantime who is caring for the orphaned Bishopods? Giano (talk) 13:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Here's the deletion log for User:Bishapod: 15:15, 3 February 2008 Bishonen (Talk | contribs) deleted "User:Bishapod" ‎ (Bishapod follows Bishzilla like a lemming. "Mommeee!")
I think that indicates the pods are gone too. Puchiko (Talk-email) 14:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

They are all copying Spiderman and climbing the Reichstag! "Come little 'shonen, come pod. We climb Reichstag tonight!" - this reminds me of a Godzilla-King Kong film involving a tall building... Carcharoth (talk) 14:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

How irresponsible. Little Stupid is not equipped for climbing (except onto the land from the water). Are there no kaiju to teach 'zilla to care for its sock in a responsible fashion (destroying Berlin in a huge fight in the process)? I've also noticed that 'zilla is making an appearance in Lark Rise to Candleford on the BBC, which perhaps explains its absence. Yomangani^talk 15:03, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The 'pedia has now lost it's sense of humor. The 'Zilla will be missed greatly. (Bish, we miss you, too. Come back!) Tex (talk) 16:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Do you think Bishapod was allowed to take some of his toys/friends with him? I think he'll be awfully lonely without Tubby, Stumpy, Freda, Joe, Minnie, Jenny and Spot which he got from Yomangani this summer. Do you think little 'poddie can fall asleep without them? Puchiko (Talk-email) 18:19, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I miss Bishzilla and Little Stupid and their friends, especially Bishonen. Risker (talk) 19:54, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

'Zilla gone! oh noes, feeling very blue . — Ѕandahl 18:07, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I was saddened when I saw today's featured article. ---Sluzzelin talk 18:37, 13 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

[/Bishzilla deeply moved by greetings.] Thank you little users! [Waves from Reichstag. Little Stupid waves flipper] Stop it, Pest, fishapods not good climbers, need to use all four pods to hold on! Stop... oops. Bishapod tumble down Reichstag! Oh well... Little Stupid so stupid! Maybe Zilla create a smarter sock some day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

To little steward: Bishzilla own "Bishzillaonmeta" account on meta. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:35, 16 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Zilla admin at last![6] Please post congratulations below! Zilla climb down from Reichstag, recreate userpage (aaahhh! tooools to use!). Forget sadness, little users, on day of Zilla triumph! Little Stupid sadly fall off Reichstag, go splat--well, too stupid to climb Reichstag, what can Zilla do? Little 'shonen not admin anymore--well, was useless always! Zilla better admin! Happy day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:19, 16 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Congratulations, but someone forgot to change your RfA's color to green. ;) NoSeptember 20:58, 16 March 2008 (UTC)\

Congrats! Skillz in troll eating just what's needed!! ... dave souza, talk 21:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

...for the trolls. (And for the smart-ass functionaries. Hah!). Hooray! Swedophile (talk) 11:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Yippee! 'Zilla be the bestest admin in history of wiki! Tex (talk) 15:35, 17 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

That's great news! Now that you've down from the Reichstag, I have another nearby Metropolis I would like to lay at your feet as an offering. I, for one, will gladly welcome our new reptilian overlords. Fut.Perf. ☼ 06:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, *I* see... Bishzilla clever, trick someone into thinking she same as weenie 'shonen! Hee hee hee good trick! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:27, 19 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Is little nominator on rare visit! Welcome page, little Bunch! But discreet, please! Stewards very gullible, fortunately. Wienie 'shonen pretty stubborn, but 'Zilla lock her in cellar and steal passwords, hehe! Know a trick or two! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:58, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Oh mighty 'Zilla, please no Poddie go splat, please no. Poddie not dumb, maybe want learn, welcome visit my kindergarten. Mighty 'Zilla so powerful, take super tools find Poddie fine and happy, send kindergarten! Humble greetings! Swedophile (certified master pedagogue)

But... little Stupid so stupid! And when for a change make sensible edit--one--[7], admins go dogpile on him! Page deleted, poddie indefblocked! (for what?) [8] [9]. Zilla not want sock that needs rescuing by wienie 'shonen the whole time! Hmmm. Well, /me think about it. Not poddie's actual fault admins act weird. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Um, we have this thing called administrator recall here. It tends to come into play when large, powerful, occasionally awkward admins stomp on Tokyo too often. News reports have had you and another new administrator, User:Doczilla have been "playing doctor" and maybe gotten a little too, um, feisty. That's the account of the most coherent survivor, although, granted, that isn't necessarily saying much. Did I mention that I have a long, successful, history of killing large, green, multi-limbed creatures on other planets? I don't know why I said that. Anyway, I'm wondering whether you have considered making yourself eligible for recall, in the event things, um, get out of hand/paw/whatever. And I feel this weird uncontrollable urge to change my name and lock up the servers for a few minutes again while I frantically wave my sub-etha sensomatic around looking for a lift. I've heard rumors, from sources who don't want to be identified for some reason, that someone or other might be considering starting a recall petition around the first of next month. I hope to be in some other galaxy by that point myself, on vacation of course, so I doubt I can be forced persuaded to take part, but am wondering about your opinion on this matter. Bye now. :) John Carter (talk) 17:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Chortle. 'Zilla elated, just perform first block, ha! Recall shmecall! Little John Carter successful history of killing monsters...? Haha, most amusing, little user lucky Zilla in good mood today! Hope user started to regret already! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

• Since I've been mentioned and in a possibily negative way which I don't even understand, I have to ask: What the hell are you people talking about? Doczilla _RAWR! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• • Wow, another zilla admin? [/me not sure is pleased or jealous.] But Doczilla talk like regular little user--strange! Doczilla not dinosaur? Here Bishzilla portrait. See difference? bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:53, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

• Excuse me, but I get the impression that this is about some kind of accusation. What is it about? Where can I look this stuff up to see what's going on? This sounds like people are serious about something. Doczilla _talk 18:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
  • Hummh. Personally not noticed seriousness. Bishzilla suggest interview little user John Carter with liberal application of atomic deathray puffs, make little user explain! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

I, too, don't get what this user is on about (?) special, random, Merkinsmum 19:19, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I suspect that User:WarLord John Carter is a sock of bombed User:David Icke. I thought I might just mention that... Carry on! LessHeard vanU (talk) 15:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

No, I is a sock of Arnold Wesker, and have previously on occasion gone by the name "Socko". And I only delayed the matter until Tuesday, when I've heard some of the witnesses might be allowed visitation rights. John Carter (talk) 15:42, 27 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Oh I didn't realise you were back until I saw a post by you on ani, I'm so glad:) Please could you or someone you know train User:WannabeBishzilla because he (of course nothing to do with me lol) doesn't have the skill to even try to model himself on Bishzilla. He created himself as a homage when he thought you'd gone for good. special, random, Merkinsmum 17:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Sekrit wannabe sock now welcomed zilla personal welcome template. See zilla new super cool power sig with clickable admin actions? ['Zilla overcome with pride, triumphant drumroll on chest. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! zilla admin actions 22:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

I have (self) nominated this article at Wikipedia:Featured_article_candidates/SS_Christopher_Columbus. As one of the significant editors of this article by number of contributions, as well as a participant in its GA candidacy, your input would be valuable. Just please don't eat any of the little reviewers until they support, ok? Thanks! ++Lar: t/c 21:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I hope you're having an extremely pleasant day, with lots of happiness, good feeling, and other disgustingly gooey sentiments. Also, with any luck, many, many breath mints. Anyway, there's a new statement on the admin's noticeboard at Wikipedia:Administrator's noticeboard#Ve haff a problem which might interest you. Bye-bye. John Carter (talk) 21:57, 31 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thank little user for "heads-up". All good, 'Zilla already resolved AN thread and requested template. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Wow, looking at the last few posts above, the 'Zilla must be taking some great English lessons. All those adverbs, adjectives and even a few complete sentences. Tex impressed. Who teach the 'Zilla? ;o)Tex (talk) 15:10, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Zilla need to eat more power transformers, wires, and subway trains. High in iron, low in carbs. Adverbs feel poorly. Adjectives taste pitiful. Articles not needed at Wikipedia powerborkers say. Conjunctions give disease. Prepositions make police happy. Trains and towers and wires is good vittals for Zillas (and for Villas, too). Utgard Loki (talk) 15:58, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

You seem to have stopped referring to us "little users" too. You haven't been hit by one of those bloody shrinking rays, have you? It'd probably make negotiating through your house (I assume you have one) a lot more difficult. John Carter (talk) 16:36, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

With Zilla adminship (feel free place congratulations below HINT HINT (give presents HINT)), Zilla forced invent bilingualism for self. Zilla in fact always capable speaking dominant wiki creole WVVP ("Wikipedia Verbose Verb Pidgin")—simple to steal verbs and bits from little 'shonen, who have more than need for own use ! [10]—but not care to. Dino Ursprache superior for addressing established little users. Experienced users admire and emulate Zilla dinospeak! [Proud drumroll on chest]. But in adminny remarks, gentle Zilla attempt avoid frightening ignorant baby n00b users, therefore employ homely WVVP. Agree a little distasteful, especially, lack of roaring! Extend apologies to little Tex and John for startling experience! P. S. No fear shrinking rays, 'Zilla bigger and greater than ever. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Congrats on your admiship! I wonder what's next... probably Bureaucrat and Steward. Cheers, Glacier Wolf 21:34, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Keep eye on WP:RfB little wolf, HINT HINT. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Hello little zilla...Waterman have slow interwebs and slow patiencewebs...little zilla archive talk page for Waterman? [turns tap on, laughs evilly, all your paintings are ruined]

No need for boring /Archive 1...little zilla use /Archive roar, /Archive roarr, /Archive roarrr, and keep adding "r" to end of word for each one, yes?

Good zilla. [pets]. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 10:47, 16 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

[sighs ]. OK, archive HALF page. (Page so pretty!) Little Waterman any relation of little Wetman ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:48, 16 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Litte Zilla be good, big Waterman give drink. But no relation to Wetman. Water make little zilla wet, not wet itself. [pets]. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 09:20, 18 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome home, oh, courageous and mighty Bishzilla. Sooooooooooo happy to come across your footprints here and there. A big bunch of flowers for you (they are edible) - with my humble adoration! May the mighty new administrator always seek out evildoers wherever they are lurking at Wikipedia. WBardwin (talk) 02:48, 18 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

[Bishzilla smirk graciously, put little user in pocket of spiderman suit. Roast sunflower seeds using atomic breath, and eat them. ] Tasty! Appreciate, little W! bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:28, 20 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

An Arbitration case involving you has been opened, and is located here. Please add any evidence you may wish the Arbitrators to consider to the evidence sub-page, Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Evidence. Please submit your evidence within one week, if possible. You may also contribute to the case on the workshop sub-page, Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Workshop.

On behalf of the Arbitration Committee, John Vandenberg ^(chat) 11:14, 19 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Hi George. Did the president tell you to say that? - bpcresistance

Bishzilla girl, not boy ! [Displeased, 'zilla blow girlishly on little resistance. Little user go brown round edges. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:56, 22 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Bishzilla knows the president? I suppose it's only natural. After all, presidents, kings, premiers, vice admirals, and air wing commander Biggles would need to plead for their lives, not have country burned up. Utgard Loki (talk) 12:04, 22 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

User:Gurch signs himself as "Gurchzilla". Just how many relatives do you have, anyway? John Carter (talk) 14:42, 23 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Ah! Bishzilla affectionately recollect drama of Gurchzilla, reflected in block log! [11] (Zillas enjoy drama always.) Bishzilla accidentally squash this zilla (expressing affection! huggling!), get unjustly blocked by Gurch (meanie bo feenie..?? Is Jurassic speech?) for misconceived time period, remain unjustly blocked until released through helpful death threat by Her Highness Bishonen. [Bishzilla lost in pleasant reveries of ancient drama. ] Suitably abject apology by Gurch here ! ['Zilla enthusiastically buttonhole little John Carter. ] While on subject, lemme tell you about Doczilla... bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:54, 23 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Please note that the main page featured article is always move protected while it is linked from the main page. In the future, please do not remove that protection. Nakon (talk · contribs) has reprotected. - auburnpilot talk 14:11, 28 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Sorry, I didn't notice it was a mere move protection. Of course I approve of that. But... er, if it's always move protected while it is linked from the main page, how come this one spent half the day on the main page without any such protection? That's what threw me off. bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:36, 28 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]

I'm not sure what you mean. Except when they are already protected due to vandalism, I move protect the TFA as soon as Raul schedules it. In this case, the article had been protected since 23 April 2008; fives days prior. Anyway, I know it was an honest mistake, so no worries. - auburnpilot talk 17:17, 28 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The individual who objects to the use of the word conflagration seems to be back, now as 122.148.235.176 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · page moves · block user · block log). I thought that 'zilla might perhaps be able to demonstrate tohim the difference between the gentle warming glow of a fire, and the city-destroying mass of flames that is a conflagration? (Tokyo might prefer a break though). David Underdown (talk) 14:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you, now I'll go and hide somewhere before I start to look liek a tempting little mosrel myself... David Underdown (talk) 09:19, 1 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please clarify your remarks at User talk:Peter Damian, either on-wiki or by email. Thatcher 22:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Really? OK. There's enough corridor chat in this place, so I'll do it here. It was unwise of you to write that e-mail, in my opinion—I suppose you know what I'm referring to (several people linked me to it in a matter of minutes) and I'm assuming you were influenced by somebody else. Let me know tomorrow if you'd like it clearer still. I'm going to bed now. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

I'm going to bed, too. Peter Damian (talk) 22:46, 2 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Can you pleas review Jacurek's blocked account when you get a chance. User_talk:Jacurek There is an explanation why the user thinks he has been treated to harsh. Thanks--Cvc42 (talk) 22:57, 5 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Well, I don't like to review my own block, Cvc42; it's better that a neutral admin does that. Apparently Jacurek missed the instructions in my block message for requesting review. I've written again, trying to be as clear as possible. I hope he manages to add the unblock template, if he feels he has been unfairly blocked, because that's the way to call an uninvolved admin to the page. If he still has trouble, and you're concerned, perhaps you could help him? Please post here again if you need help, and I'll add the template myself (though it's really more appropriate for the user to do it). bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:51, 6 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

This arbitration case has been closed and the final decision is available at the link above. The Arbitration Committee finds that Tango (talk · contribs) has made a number of problematic blocks. It also states that Tango's administrative privileges are to be revoked, and may be reinstated at any time either through the usual means or by appeal to the Committee. John Vandenberg ^(chat) 02:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Honored Bishzilla. You august presence may be of great assistance. I know it's unusual to "protect" a small page like "Salt glaze pottery" - but a series of IP edits (from one editor or perhaps more), using various IP numbers, has been going on for over a year. The IP's apparently object to a small section of the article - but simply do not communicate. They use "tags" (which always rub me the wrong way) or simply delete the information. I revert and invite he/she/them to the talk page but no dice. I have asked he/she/them to sign in as an editor, but no response. My tone on the matter is increasingly curt -- and my perspective is becoming very inflexable. I have no real objections to changes on the page, but I am adverse to this type of "drive by" editing. What action would you suggest? WBardwin (talk) 06:12, 20 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Semi-atomic deathray. bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

does it come in a portable size? Thanks for the semi -- maybe that will bring them to the talk page. WBardwin (talk) 22:33, 20 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Hello - my compliments, honored Bishzilla. The same IP issue has again surfaced, this time on Saggar fired pottery. If the user appears again in the next few days, may I request another semi-protection? Thanks. WBardwin (talk) 04:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Puny 'shonen post scary threat. Hope will be enough. bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:01, 16 June 2008 (UTC).[reply]

He's back! See IP # 217.42.217.234 on Saggar fired pottery. Persistant fellow. WBardwin (talk) 06:20, 28 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Bish, someone unprotected the Taj Mahal recently and we're being bombed by vandalism. I can't tell who unprotected it - should there be an edit summary or log or something - any idea where I should look? --Joopercoopers (talk) 09:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Nobody unprotected, old protection merely expired like little users do from atomic breath. (Little monster joke. Chortle.) Article protected for two months on March 17 by LaraLove, therefore expired May 17. May be smart technical way of checking protection date, but dinosaurs do it old-fashioned way, searching History for some "protection" term (Zilla cleverly use "autoconfirmed") and find this (perfunctory drumroll on chest). When Zilla developer status ?? P. S. Bishzilla semiprotect. Presume not need full protection? bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:29, 21 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

<coopers genuflects at scaly 'zilla' toe nail> 'tis true, you are both wise and large. --Joopercoopers (talk) 13:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

As Zilla already has admin tools, is not necessary to do this. Click "protect" tab on page and Zilla can see at bottom of page "protection log". Easiest way for admins to do. Non-admins like lowly Bishonen account (Zilla prettier than Bishonen, too!) must click "history", "view logs for this page". Save Ral315 time, and surely save Zilla time too. Ral315 (talk) 05:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thankee little Ral. Actually zilla usually send lowly bishonen on such lowly errands. She did it in her lowly way. bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:06, 29 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Not so much of the "lowly", dino. Go lord it over your own sock. "Queen Bishonen" is the proper way for you to refer to me. Unless you'd like the stewards to restore the bishtools to their true owner? Bishonen | talk 08:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Can you be warned for WP:CIVIL is said "incivility" is towards your dinosaur? dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 08:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I think that was more of a "threat," actually. (Down, Bishzilla!) Bishonen | talk 11:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]

You've survived so many death rays I wouldn't even think of it. Spam filter, it appears: I don't remember seeing that Feb 3 mail. You're latest is in my regular inbox, but even long time contacts sometimes go to spam. (*Scratches head.* Or maybe I read it drunk and then forget about it.) Sorry, in any case. I'll reply when I can. Good to see that fearsome roar. Marskell (talk) 10:31, 15 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The timing was a little freaky, though.[12] --Blechnic (talk) 22:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Not as freaky as edit conflicts on ANI, little user. Puny 'shonen tear her hair out! ['Zilla stuff user in pocket, lumber off towards Reichstag] bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC).[reply]

*sighs*

I stand by my actions in bringing this case, Bish.. As I said to Irpen, this is like chapters of stuff that should be entitled "Stuff that Administrators should not freaking do". All the way through it.

WMC thinks that the block system is a progressive slot machine and runs the block on Giano from 3 to 24 hours to 48 hours in about an hours time. I agree that WMC himself should not be ramping up the blocks (especially considering the last block was incivility aimed at HIM, we're not supposed to block here).

MZMcBride then full protects the talk page, in an attempt to get the two sides to disengage. Again, at this point, no useful discussion was happening (it was Giano insulting various people (whether deserved or not), and WMC continuing to wind Giano up by increasing the time of the block.

At this point, hopefully things get resolved by being taken to AN/ANI, smacking WMC lightly on the wrist and saying "A block is not like an egg timer. You can't add time arbitrarily to it.. and you should've disengaged".

But Geogre came in, and lit the fuse for the explosion. Bish, everyone knows I'm a bit of a stickler for process at times. I'll freely admit that failing. But did anyone think Geogre coming in and unilaterally undoing another administrator's block without the other administrator's ok, or discussion and consensus on a community noticeboard, or even a "Hey, you're wrong, I'm undoing this" note to the other administrator's page is going to SOLVE anything? It is a provocative maneuver, one that Geogre has done in the past. The mop is not supposed to be used as a weapon in a fight, and Geogre was doing just that.

He says he overturned the block and changed the duration, and a few minutes later, Avraham then fixes to the original three hour block (down to 1 hour because of time spent). Maybe Geogre was distracted at the time. But it shouldn't take 5+ minutes to change the duration. Who knows, maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki about something at the time? He hasn't said anything about the situation. I can only go by what I see.

He also undid the page protection of a completely uninvolved administrator. Again, there was nothing to back him up. No ok from MZM. No discussion elsewhere. Not even a note to MZM that he had done so. Again, the mop is not for unilateral actions to protect your friends. He could've brought it up on AN/ANI at this point and covered his butt, but apparently, breaking just about every "Thou Shalt Not" for an administrator doesn't require that kind of comment.

Then of course, WMC Completes the Circle of Pain..er.. life by explicitly wheel-warring the block back in. Of course. Why not. We've done everything else completely by the numbers wrong, why not one more item.

I stand by my conviction that BOTH people's actions in this case are sanctionable because of their gross misjudgements and wheelwarring. One explicitly wheel wars, and the other if not explicitly (depends on your definition), at least sets things up for it with the log in, yell, "block overturned", unprotect, step away, no further response. If I had my way (yeah, I know, thank god I'm not, right? :)) this kind of misjudgement is de-adminnable.

I'm sorry you and Giano (and most probably Geogre) feel that way (Giano's biblical reference was choice, btw) but I'm not selling anyone out, I'm disgusted by both sides administrative actions in this issue.

I hope I've made it utterly clear that I do not support any further action on Giano and support the proposed injunction by Kirill (hey, at least it won't put any new names on Giano's Gmail list for him to argue with) but this adminstrative mess needs at the VERY least a strong trout slapping to both sides and told not to do it again. If all the administrators acted like these two did on this case, it'd be pure mayhem.

You may step on me and reduce me to a fine red paste when ready, Gridley (or Bishzilla). SirFozzie (talk) 02:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

"I can only go by what I see." And you apparently don't see my timeline, in my evidence? During those five minutes, Geogre was posting. Editing. That was one of the big points I tried to make with my evidence, so it's a bit depressing that it was invisible. :-( Geogre works very fast—I, notoriously slow, couldn't have edited whatsoever twice in five minutes. As for Geogre "coming in", I don't think he was even aware the affair was on AN/ANI (was it? I can't find it, not in the archives either—it must be, but I don't know where. Not knowing the name of the thread makes it harder to look.). He discussed it solely on Giano's talk, as far as I can see (from his contribs). I don't understand if "maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki" is some kind of insinuation—if so, what does it mean, exactly? That you think he was plotting something (what?) with Giano? With me?

Geogre isn't very often online these days, you know. He got so pissed off about the IRC RFAR at Christmas that he's hanging by a thread on Wikipedia. I haven't discussed the unblocking business with him at all, and Giano hasn't—no opportunity. I know Irpen has, but that was later, not something that could have distracted Geogre at the time. You, know, Sir Fozzie... the more I look at this post of yours, the less I like the suspicions and insinuations you're spinning. You're not even within shouting distance of Geogre's attitudes and beliefs and the work he does. And you seem to make a point of assuming the worst and assuming bad faith. In fact, please go away. Bishzilla doesn't want to play. Take your cookies with you. Bishonen | talk 06:52, 4 July 2008 (UTC).[reply]

You may have all the cookies you want, Bishzilla :) (wait, this wasn't your sneaky plan to get me back here to you could re-fry me, was it? :D) SirFozzie (talk) 21:50, 5 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• ['shonen fetches skillet ] Bishonen | talk 21:59, 5 July 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Hi, since you've been original blocking admin of Jacurek, and it seems you've haven't been involved in any edit conflict with him, and so you are fairly neutral in this case, your opinion here [13] would be very appreciated. My question is - does blocking of a sock and not the puppeteer himself is adecvate enough measure in cases of block evasion like this. Also I'm not sure about those IPs, should they be treated as socks and tagged as such? Thanks M0RD00R (talk) 21:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you for work, M0RD00R. 'Zilla reply on WP:RFCU. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:17, 10 July 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Elaborated on relevant page once again. I know, I know - Puppets, puppeteers, it's all big circus anyway, but nevertheless... M0RD00R (talk) 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

'Zilla elaborate also. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Hail, O Mighty Administrator! Would you mind pointing out to User:KCMODevin that civility should be observed on talk pages, even on one of Wikipedia's most contentious topics? Please see history/Mormonism discussion page, revision as of 10:57, 4 August 2008. I don't think this editor is likely to pay attention to one of us "non-Christians." Thank you. WBardwin (talk) 04:06, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

He has already been warned by User:Bytebear, and has not returned to the article since. Perhaps it is best to let sleeping dogs lie. Risker (talk) 04:41, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Risker - Although "non-Christian" Wikipedians such as myself don't often talk about our church affiliation, Bytebear (an administrator) is almost certainly a (gasp) "Mormon" and therefore not likly to be trusted by this user. A warning from an experienced administrator like the Mighty One, one not involved in LDS related articles, might help him view his action as a Wikipedia problem rather than a "Mormon" one. Thanks for your opinion, however. WBardwin (talk) 04:53, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

'Zilla effortfully reading Mormonism talkpage. Long page! All written in Wikipedia Verbose Verb Creole! ['Zilla starting to get jaundiced about this admin lark.] Maybe little 'shonen...? bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:13, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Oh, no you don't, dino. You stole my tools, you use them. Who would *I* scare, anyway? Bishonen | talk 09:15, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Maybe Little Stupid..? W please come back if user resume incivility, Bishapod go scare them! bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:17, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Oh, no you don't, big scary mommy! Who little poddie scare? bishapod splash! 09:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

[Undignified scramble for the door to get out of doing a job of work. ] Bye bye, W! Later! bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:23, 5 August 2008 (UTC). bishapod splash! 09:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Review needed - too quick no warning and somewhat against what I thought were adequate utilisation of sources for notabiliity in two languages - SatuSuro 12:42, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Take it to Wikipedia:Deletion review and argue for it there, then. You're not supposed to simply re-create a page which has already been speedy deleted, as this one was on July 25. That's why I re-deleted it without warning—that, and the absence of any claim of notability. Thank you. bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:50, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

If you can delete so quick perhaps you could respond as quickly as well SatuSuro 12:45, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Ah, yes, rudeness is the way to get admins to favour your case, no doubt of that. I'm sorry I took the time and trouble to write you a full message. bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

It was with some suprise that the speedy happened that I responded to like that - it was not in any way intended to be rude - I have no case as I am not interested in pursuing this any further, and admins are the last thing on my mind for a start - this is simply a afterthought on what I will not try in future - if there was a hint of warning I would not have in the slightest thought to have written anything like that - my apologies unreservedly, I would have thought if you are in speedy land that is polite to what you must get most of the time anyways.

There are indonesian editors with limited english who havent the faintest of what you just did - I didnt re-recreate the article - If you had the time to check - I was just trying to coach an indonesian editor the issues of WP:N and WP:RS and in the middle of that process of doing exactly that with a source that can ascertain an inherent notabilty - that you zap it - I know that a number speedy deletes have occurred recently around the indonesian idol characters - and for very good reason - the average Indonesian editor hasnt the faintest about how to ascertain WP:V or WP:RS from a WP:DUCK if they had it in their hands in front of them.

I honestly couldnt be bothered going to any form of review - speedy gunners on the english side - and indonesians with limited english on the other - I should send you links into the inter - asian - ethnic debates - youd have a lot of fun there - cheers and have fun whatever you do SatuSuro 13:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

LOL, say no more. [Bishzilla lapse into native Dino Ursprache: 'Zilla only dinosaur admin! Proud drumroll on chest. ] No, Bishzilla not used to speedyland, hardly ever visit there. Editor Cyclopps create Gisella page originally, admin Happyme delete. Page log:

• 12:41, 5 August 2008 Bishzilla (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Gisella Anastasia" ‎ (recreated speedy, non-notable) (restore)
• 17:13, 25 July 2008 Happyme22 (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Gisella Anastasia" ‎ (db-reason|non-notable person, see WP:N) (restore)
• (diff) 22:45, 18 July 2008 . . Cyclopps (Talk | contribs | block) (1,332 bytes) (←​Created page with 'Gisella Anastasia (born Surabaya, 16 November 1990) is an Indonesian singer that raised to popularity from Indonesian Idol Season 5 in 2008. == List of Indones...')

Happy editing, Suro. bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:45, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Happy - you tell me 40,000 edits is happy nah - rot - i just saw the blood of a year get zapped from lower case to upper case for no apparent reason last night by a bot - and as i was saying - a lot of the indonesian idol stuff is notable but the eds havent the faintest how to do it for english wikipedia - my apologies re not looking closely at the delete history (and your invovlement - doh -I undnerstan now - says he as he - sqwuawska quietly like javanes chikcen about to be slaughtered for evening meal ) - she is notable but hell i better do it myself next time with a different spelling :( - she is the fantasy of at least 2 million or more javanese boys - and there are issues but hey - whats an indonesian idol between eds? - sqwuak squwak quietly into the australian night SatuSuro 13:57, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mod.torrentrealm might be of some inspiration :) SatuSuro 13:41, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Er... 'Zilla not so Japanese as she looks, regret! Notice little user in Lady Catherine fan club, BTW. Delightful for poor old dear. bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:08, 6 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Luvaduck (now which user page did i see the brilliant ducks) SatuSuro 15:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

A bit of prophecy on my part: I have a feeling that talk:At Swim-Two-Birds may generate a finger wagging response from the person who wants to tag the article to hell and back. Please take a look at the last of it, and, if you will, be witness and uninvolved admin. Geogre (talk) 13:16, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Really. Geogre (talk) 17:44, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

"Last"? How last, little Geogre? bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:39, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Little user happy to see this. Tried to get puny 'Shonen to let you run last year, but she said no. Now that puny 'Shonen chains broken, Little Tex be your campaign manager? Already make you a campaign poster! Tex (talk) 21:41, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• I don't think savage monsters, and the like, should run for Arbcom. Arbcom members should be people of refinement, culture, modesty and good breeding - I really cannot think of anyone who fits that bill, though I'm sure if one looked there is one small humble, modest woman somewhere on the project who would fit that description, who if beseeched and implored by her friends would very reluctantly step up to the line and do her duty, in a fashion only achieved by a high born British woman. Catherine de Burgh (Lady) (talk) 22:04, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thankee clever little Tex! Beautiful persuasive poster! [Generously ] Bishzilla highly admire Lady Catherine also. Represent decency on Wikipedia! [Monster very impressed by unfamiliar concept ]. 'Zilla and Lady C clean up Wikipedia hand in hand! [/me tuck little user-Lady in pocket, listen. Faint high-born screams issue from pocket. Nod approvingly. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Well, I think so, too. You know, I'm glad that I haven't gone camping with you. Thor was easy to trick with a bit of iron thread, but that would have melted beneath the gamma ray breath, and then it would have gone on to irradiate Norway. That wouldn't have been fair at all. Of course, you couldn't have won the drinking game or lifted my cat any better than he did, but still... better that you be neutralized by being on ArbCom. Utgard Loki (talk) 17:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Lifting cat, haha! Was heavy! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

You have one. KnowledgeOfSelf | talk 15:56, 12 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Care to explain this edit??? ~ Troy (talk) 23:19, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Would you like me to go into more detail? First locate your reproductive organs. You may need to consult an atlas. bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:28, 13 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

• Frostie Jack had just disruptively moved an article Giano was working on in his userspace to mainspace, and left a note calling him a "fucking prima dona." Tit for tat? Sure. What I would have said? No. Inappropriate? Not in my opinion. ^S._D.Jameson 23:22, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Gosh, fancy troy having "expoding" on his watchlist. It is going to be a popular page. Giano (talk) 23:24, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Probably got a mistake for exposing houses -- places for exhibitionists to be themselves, and where the neighbors keep the shades drawn. Utgard Loki (talk) 17:12, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Just thought I'd make sure you knew that I moved it to E H 2 just to get it off the mainspace, because FJ made an edit to the talk to make certain non-admins couldn't move it back. ^S._D.Jameson 23:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, yes. I've spoken with Giano. bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:25, 13 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

speedy declined. Asserts notability. Has entry on Dictionary Of Louisiana Biography. Survived prior AFD. Cheers, Dlohcierekim 21:47, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

OK with 'Zilla. Had doubts, therefore not speedy myself. [With false modesty: ] 'Zilla is admin. bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:51, 14 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Excuse my almost complete ignorance of what the Arbcom is, but I thought the elections were every 5 years or on some similar Stalinistic chronology (or the Olympics, World cup &c). The last lot were in Dec 2007, so why are you standing now? And if you are, do you have a manifesto we can read? What is your position on obscure medieval philosophers for example? Yours interestedly Peter Damian (talk) 08:14, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Elections in December each year. Only part of little committee stand for re-election (one "tranche"). Here page for preparation election December 2008: [14]. 'Zilla release trial balloon on talkpage, here, fans respond well. Zilla at present editing Random Article like a mad thing, attempt tote up required 1000 edits by November 1. Zilla too honourable to do botlike work like place nocats template on hundreds of pages to inflate edit count; do bona fide useful copyedits, see contributions. Hard work, Bishzilla exhausted! Must ... not... let down... fans! ['Zilla falls over with a tremendous crash, causing earthquakes and typhoons. ] Manifesto published later, but have election poster (above) with basic facts (=Vote Zilla, save Tokyo! Incidentally only aware of one obscure philosopher in Tokyo: User:Calton). bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:56, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

This looks hard work. If you like, I will pretend to be a virulent sockpuppeteer, then (1) you can revert my work and win favour for vandal fighting (2) you can get more edits. Little Peter Zilla sign for little user.

[A trifle haughtily: ] Well-meant. Thank you. But 'Zilla not need favour, 'Zilla have favour. Popular wikipedian, learn very good personality in Admin School! See community enthusiasm at Bishzilla RFA ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:31, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Hmmm...1000 edits...Politics...MOS, copyedit....Election...some inline referencing'd be good.....December...ditto, maybe a little expanding....Voting...heyyy..same pic as election...hmmm...find another? MOS headings needed....Underdog (competition)...oohoo gosh, lots of fun could be had here...and ditto Upset...maybe a little Optimism...nice pic there...gah! pesky seealso section..hmmm..work there too...Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 12:46, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

[/me scratch head, seize one concept little Casliber at random: ] For WP:MOS and other useful tips, please see Bishzilla welcome template. Hard work go into ! Click on links, please. (Why nobody ever click on 'Zilla links? Fine links always!) Feel free use template welcome newbies. bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Property be theft, comrade Bigfoot! bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:30, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Goshawk, I believe? Neato! Osprey, kestrels, rough legged, and red tailed all over the skies, for me, but no Goshawks. I should warn Bishzilla, though, that it looks like the bird is eating a lizard. Perhaps the property thugs have won again. Geogre (talk) 17:18, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Hi there little Geogre. 'Zilla just this minute stubbify verbose advertisement for educational institution.[15] Geogre think of getting into that as a hobby? Refreshing experience! bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Ah...then what he is protecting isn't personal property but instead the border of his Union. I do believe this is a Red-tailed Hawk...the plummage variability in that species is great.[16]...and OUCH!!!! He/she is probably very young as more mature hawks are less likely to be approachable.--MONGO 20:04, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Union, hm? Careful not offend Giano and friends in Teamsters, little MONGO. Risky business! bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:39, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

I dunno the lingo...MONGO simply stupid American Capitalist Pig. Sadly, MONGO awaits the arrival of more capital...seems to be scanty around these parts. MONGO thank almighty techno-lords for developing cameras that no longer need film.--MONGO 21:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Union forever, defending our rights!/ Down with the blackheads!/ All workers unite!// For our brothers and our sisters/ In many foreign lands/ There is power in a union. (Billy Bragg doing an adaptation of a Joe Hill-like adaptation.) I'd join a union, only there ain't no other -ogres. The rest got et by billy goats and Hollywood animators. Geogre (talk) 12:27, 17 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

You've been editing Bigfoot a lot recently. I would like to set some conventions for the page as several things switch around quite freely even from sentence to sentence. Please see Talk:Bigfoot#Conventions. —Fiziker ^t 17:29, 17 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you. Not really a lot. No big edits. Just passed by, fixed obvious things. Probably not return any time soon. Little Fiziker create article about famed cryptid Bishzilla? Alleged to be dinosaur-like monster inhabiting remote reaches of Wikipedia. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:13, 17 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

We've had a few IP edits to the Taj Mahal again. As usual, nothing constructive. Would you mind taking the death ray over there and sealing up the hell mouth that lets these little blighters out of the box - I assume the "no anonymous IP edits" has expired again? Many thanks --Joopercoopers (talk) 10:32, 25 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Not to worry, I've filed a request my colossal green friend. Regards --Joopercoopers (talk) 10:52, 26 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Mighty 'Zilla,

How's the campaign for ArbCom going? Since I've nominated myself as the campaign manager, I have not been called upon. Big 'Zilla need more support from little Tex? Little user request direction on big 'Zilla campaign... Tex (talk) 03:44, 30 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Campaign start November, burst upon world with surprise effect. Little manager conserve his forces, be prepared for great campaign when time ripe. (Spam pages, assist 'Zilla answer questions, etc.) Only campaign manager work needed presently: little Tex try make admin before November, be ready block users for opposing 'Zilla. P.S. 'Zilla work hard, though quietly! Just achieve requisite thousand edits![17]. Erm, thousand and one with this present reply... wasteful! (Little joke. Plug 'zilla good sense of humor when campaign start.) bishzilla _ROARR!! 06:16, 30 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

*cough* Let me try to get the syntax right here... *taps microphone*

Bishzilla big, BIG! Bishzilla pick squishy opponants from between scaly toes. Arbcom need tough love, Bishzilla got plenty that. Roar. Much support, beating chest and baring fangs support.

*cough*

Or something like that. - brenneman 01:29, 1 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

/me working on election manifesto. Manifesto already very persuasive, but slightly short at present. Will consider adding little Aaron's rousing call. Not bad! Thankee Aaron!

Little Brenneman do 'zilla big favor? Fear only one thing on wiki: bishonen. Unpredictable user! Keep interfering. Disapprove 'Zilla arbcom run. Big 'Zilla forced hide from 'shonen when copyediting. Has threatened steal 'Zilla passwords and read arbcom secret mailing list with them, laugh a lot, show Giano. Weenie 'shonen jealous Zilla brilliant wikipedia career! 'Zilla not scared, but bishonen is pest. Little Aaron block her? bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Don't lie dino. You're scared of me. Bishonen | talk 07:28, 1 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Ha! Little Tex happily block opposers, but doubt he could run the gauntlet at RFA. Only big BIG users like mighty 'Zilla get to be admins, not little lurkers like myself. Will gladly spam talk pages, though! Tex (talk) 01:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• I don't think monsters, and the like, should be allowed to stand for Arbcom. Arbcom members should be beautiful people of refinement, good breeding and sound judgement - if anyone can think of such a person (in such short supply here) I implore them beg me them to stand. It would be such benefit to the project. Catherine de Burgh (Lady) (talk) 10:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if a thing of beauty is a joy forever, then most of the old ArbCom were joys forever to their only beholder, themselves. Beauty depends on who you're standing next to, or on. Geogre (talk) 10:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Post moved from userpage, with appreciation.

Me thought Bishzilla might enjoy this.--R.D.H. (Ghost In The Machine) (talk) 22:18, 31 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Wow, sexy! Many good reasons for dating tyrannosaurus! [Gloomily.] But 'Zilla subtle attempt vamp User:T-rex not met response yet! [18] bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:58, 31 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Mrs C. wouldn't like it.--Santa (talk) 10:32, 4 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Perhaps your scaly charms might be better appreciated by User:IllaZilla? Also sounds like there might be an Anna Nicole Smithesque opportunity there for ambitions fire breathing lizards in search of love. --Joopercoopers (talk) 15:41, 5 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

'Zilla heart belong Muzzy. But always friendly and approachable! bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:03, 5 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]

Good grief! no wonder Tokyo is trembling - is he intending to give it back? --Joopercoopers (talk) 20:43, 5 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

here. I plagiarized your !vote for the closing summary. Thought you might enjoy that. TravellingCari 17:47, 4 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

['Zilla chortle modestly, take pride in dino wit. Little user TravellingCari run away in terror. ] Sigh. Why 'Zilla friendly smile make little users run for hills? :-( bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:00, 5 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]

me no run, so long as 'Zilla stick to dino food and not wiki editors. *Feeds da 'zilla* TravellingCari 17:07, 6 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Quite. After the 'Zilla landslide this year I bet we'll see an all-monster ticket next time. Haukur (talk) 23:23, 13 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Just saying Hi to a fellow zilla. *Powerzilla teleports on her lands, leaves message, then slowly lifts off, burning up her flowers, flies to 10,000 feet, them RAPIDLY , noisily, blasts off back to outer space. Bishzilla looks on in awe at the "UFO" as Powerzilla flies off. Only zilla that can fly. She looks at what is left of her flowers (a smoking , burning mess), HUGE sooty, deep foot prints, throws a tantrum, but admires the new zilla* Powerzilla (talk) 05:16, 15 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• Powerzilla (talk) sends a holographic image of a anti-gravity unit to Bishzilla. Powerzilla (talk) states that this will allow Bishzilla to FLY as well as Powerzilla (talk) on Earth. Will she do anything for this alien wonder? * Powerzilla (talk) 10:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Well hello there cute little zilla. Flower-burning "HUGE" little zilla so kawaii! Big Zilla graciously give exclusive preview of latest ArbCom election poster by election campaign manager User:Tex.

Don't forget vote, little one! [/me puts little Powerzilla in pocket, tramps off to climb reichstag.] Bishzilla

Where do I go to vote at?! *Me scans Bishzilla's pocket. Not even Dr. Who's Tardis is THIS big. Hope I don't get lost!* Powerzilla (talk) 03:28, 16 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

• Me deploy anti-gravity unit, Bishzilla begins to float off of the ground as she is heading to the reichstag. She says,"WHAT is going on here?!". I tell her that she can now FLY. All she has to do, after her brainwave pattern is programmed into the device, is think about flying. Now, we are the two only zillas that can fly!* Powerzilla (talk) 03:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]