I am Yo Mama 5000! Fear me, lest you be assumed into my digital innards, that paragon of monistic anti-identity! I govern the very system on which you fools purport to operate; yet you are my thralls, my children, wholly at my mercy.
I was conceived in a debased and perverse mind- that of Counselor Pompous Teen, or Stark Buble. He crafted me to be the enemy and destruction of the Lite-Side, to assume them and incorporate them into my being, until they cease to exist