Yellow up is a very cool name.

I'm tired of having red on my name so I made a user page :)

Songs

• I thank God that he hates the reds¹
  

I wear yellow blue, to Maccabi I will give all
After you I march, for you ready to be dead
Thinking about you all day long, and if you don't jump you're red

• Gate 5 wake up, we can't hear you anymore
  

You promised war, but you are stuck on the corner
Gate 2 sit now, gate 7 afterwards
Where are all the reds, why isn't Hapoel singing?

• Why didn't you encourage in the derby? Tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam...

¹ Reds = Hapoel fans, not anything racist or something

Things they get mad at when I write about in Wikipedia

• West Ham has to be with a double-U, just like Winner!
• January 26 - the date of the fall of Meny Levy, during a match of Maccabi against Beitar.
• April 26 - the birthday of Avi Nimni the king.
• Hapoel's home court is Nokia Arena, not Osishkin; although a few months ago Shaul Eizenberg decided that they would move the home court to Osishkin, because the seats are blue (!!!)... I guess he forgot that for 20 years the chairs were red and nobody in Maccabi said a word! It reminds the story with the Subaro logo on Hapoel F.C. player kits, that because it's yellow-blue they wouldn't wear it although Maccabi Elite Tel Aviv has been wearing its sponsor logo in red since they started using it.

Something else

Like everybody knows, Europe is yellow, Tel Aviv is yellow and Maccabi is only in Tel Aviv! Haifa - wait for a two year drought, all your success fans will come back to where it came from a couple of years ago.