Hold it! Who goes there?
| Reason | Answer |
|---|---|
| "I'm here to leave you a message!" | Leave a message on my talk page. |
| "I'm a vandal and I'm coming for your page!" | Ever heard of ClueBot NG? It'll revert your edits before anyone even gets an idea of what they looked like. |
| "I'm here to revert vandalism." | Thanks for cleaning my page! I'll give you thanks whenever I can. |
| "I'm here to steal stuff so I can use it on my user page!" | Help yourself... hehe... |
| "I just came here to glare at that edit notice." | It's fascinating, isn't it? |